jESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING
Me on my way to steal yo man
YOU CAN KEEP HIM
I KNOW THIS PERSON
Me trying to think of date ideas.
youre not even a real fan. wheres your on/off button. wheres your fanning speed regulating switch
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
I got a hair cut!! And I’m on the other side of the country bc my sister’s getting married.
i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
You’ve found out my secret.
I just want to bang everybody all the time.
when u raise ur hand but forget what u were gonna ask
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.